Rough Week

I've had a difficult week. Tuesday, I jumped off the coffee table and landed on my hip. At first, my leg hurt so bad that I couldn't walk, so mommy rushed me to the doctor. (Mommy and Daddy always tell me to get off the coffee table. I finally decided to listen to them, and look what happens.) I decided to wait until the doctor came into the room to start walking again, just to teach mommy a lesson. Even though my injury didn't keep me off my feet for long (I've climed a few pieces of furniture since then, mind you), the leg is still a little tender, and I'm a little gimpy yet.

I think I'm willing to start coffee table negotiations, but mommy and daddy are going to have to put a sweeter offer on the table (the figurative table, not the coffee table), before I stop climbing it entirely.

—Little Meyer