Thank God for the Microwave

I have noticed that mom and dad ritually blow lightly on food that they warm up in the microwave before they feed it to me. I can only guess that blowing on recently microwaved food is a way to thank God for the technology that allows us to heat our food in such a timely, efficient manner.

So I have resolved that I, too, will now blow lightly on any food that is served to me that has been cooked in the microwave.

-- Little Meyer