Girls Dig the Belly Button

So that I can forget about today (I had a doctor's appointment—you know how that goes), I want to tell you about last Friday. Daddy and I were at the play place at Bellevue Center, and this cute little girl totally put the moves on me. She hugged me and played with my hair and stared at me with her big, blue eyes. Dad said that I locked up, but I was totally smooth. I kept my cool until the time was right. Then I pulled up my shirt and showed her my belly button. She won't forget that any time soon.

—Little Meyer