The Final Phase of My Training Is Complete

Potty training cannot be completed overnight. In fact, it cannot even be accomplished through a weeklong camp or series of workshops. Potty training takes several months and involves many steps, each one itself very challenging. I began my potty training back when I was only two years old. Now, after many trials and triumphs, I have completed the final leg of my journey. Last Saturday, July 14, 2007, I pooped in the potty. Then on Sunday I pooped again. And I just kept pooping. To date, I have pooped on the potty every day for ten days. Sitting on the potty has become a habit—part of who I am.