Deodorant on Drywall

My latest work:

I Just Couldn't Wait to Get in the Tub

Frankly, waiting for the bathtub to fill is a waste of time. When I hear the water pouring from the faucet, I want to be either bathing or running frantically away from the bathroom. Standing by the tub and watching the water level rise does no one any good. Until I learn to undress myself, I will have to resort to civil disobedience until mommy and daddy figure out that my time is valuable. For example:

Why Sleep on Top of the Bed . . .

. . . when there is so much room under the bed?