Here's a List of Things I Won't Eat

Because I'm tired of seeing spaghetti and fake corn dogs on my dinner plate, here are some things that you should not serve me:

Spaghetti
Fake corn dogs
Sliced cheese
Cottage cheese
String cheese
Yogurt
Blue's Clues yogurt drinks (Backyardigans yogurt drinks are OK)
Ketchup
Mustard
Chicken nuggets (real or fake)
Water that comes from the faucet on the refrigerator
Tomatoes