Vegetarians Don't Know Where to Get a Good Sausage Biscuit

Mommy and Daddy are vegetarians. That means they don't eat meat. Most of the time, Mommy and Daddy's dietary preferences don't bother me. Actually, I usually just eat what they eat—for the most part, the vegetarian stuff doesn't bother me. But sometimes I just need a hot dog or sausage biscuit, and Mommy and Daddy don't know where to get the good stuff.

Yesterday, on the way home from church, I asked Mommy to stop and get me a biscuit, with some sausage in it (a "sausage biscuit," if you will) from McDonald's. Mommy protested, telling me that she couldn't get me a sausage biscuit because it was noon, and McDonald's stops serving breakfast at 10:30. (Sorry, I don't know how to tell time yet.) But Mommy neglected to consider two things: 1) McDonald's isn't the only restaurant that serves sausage biscuits; and 2) not every restaurant stops serving breakfast late in the morning. So I promptly informed Mommy that Jack in the Box has sausage biscuits and serves breakfast all day. Thanks to my knowledge of fast-food breakfast items, I got my sausage biscuit.