Is a Salad Too Much to Ask For?

Restaurant kid's menus are rubbish. Hamburgers. Grilled Cheese. Pizza. Tacos. Macaroni and cheese. Peanut butter and jelly. How patronizing. I don't understand why state boards of health grant food service licenses to estabishments that assume that my generation wants to get scurvy. For the love of Pete, give me a salad: lettuce, tomatoes, ranch dressing, and that's it. I don't need to develop heart problems before I start elementary school.